one of my favorite gifs lmao
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one of my favorite gifs lmao
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when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension and they didn’t usually give those out so they didn’t know where to put me all day so they put me in the nurse’s office first and i just fell asleep on one of the beds and that pissed the principal off so then they moved me…
omfg.
this speaks to society on so many levels.
well done pixar
my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
No it fucking doesn’t. No everything is about how fucked up society is ok. It’s clearly a fucking ladybug who’s saying he’s a boy because Pixar wanted something to be funny.
^^^ party poooper
Let us be happy
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omfg.
this speaks to society on so many levels.
well done pixar
my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
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@3 days ago with 78253 notesThis is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :)
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Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
the comment
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This gif is like the ultimate reaction gif to anything:
Homework:
School:
Responsibility:
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@1 day ago with 105 notesIf dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
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@2 days ago with 322658 notes| getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: | (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness) |
| getting an 80% on a test now: | (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem) |
i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.
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@4 days ago with 144639 notes
this is so purfect omg.
This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind.
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