narrrrwhal:

one of my favorite gifs lmao

narrrrwhal:

one of my favorite gifs lmao

(Source: eatyourfuckingcarrots, via beenthere-screwedthatup)

@18 hours ago with 7577 notes

lucifuh:

i accidentally opened a porn video and it froze and im blogging at school

@1 day ago with 4 notes

stopping kony with zayn: shutupaubrey: when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension... 

shutupaubrey:

when i was in 8th grade i got an in-school suspension and they didn’t usually give those out so they didn’t know where to put me all day so they put me in the nurse’s office first and i just fell asleep on one of the beds and that pissed the principal off so then they moved me…

@2 days ago with 6473 notes
samantha-and-the-diamonds:

thechosenone305:

thehippiejew:
disneyismyescape:
omfg. 
this speaks to society on so many levels. 
well done pixar
my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

No it fucking doesn’t. No everything is about how fucked up society is ok. It’s clearly a fucking ladybug who’s saying he’s a boy because Pixar wanted something to be funny.

^^^ party poooperLet us be happy

samantha-and-the-diamonds:

thechosenone305:

thehippiejew:

disneyismyescape:

omfg. 

this speaks to society on so many levels. 

well done pixar

my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

No it fucking doesn’t. No everything is about how fucked up society is ok. It’s clearly a fucking ladybug who’s saying he’s a boy because Pixar wanted something to be funny.

^^^ party poooper
Let us be happy

(Source: mrchocolatebear)

@2 days ago with 62905 notes
thechosenone305:

thehippiejew:
disneyismyescape:
omfg. 
this speaks to society on so many levels. 
well done pixar
my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

thechosenone305:

thehippiejew:

disneyismyescape:

omfg. 

this speaks to society on so many levels. 

well done pixar

my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

(Source: mrchocolatebear, via winchesterboiz)

@2 days ago with 62905 notes

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via deadlydilemmas)

@3 days ago with 78253 notes

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos, via eatclotheswearfood)

@4 days ago with 90534 notes
charkoled:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

the comment 

charkoled:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

the comment 

(via eatclotheswearfood)

@4 days ago with 170342 notes

(via lucifuh)

@1 day ago with 21203 notes

pon-near-pon-farr:

This gif is like the ultimate reaction gif to anything:

Homework:

School:

Responsibility:

(via deadlydilemmas)

@1 day ago with 105 notes

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

(via noonelistensuntilyouredead)

@2 days ago with 322658 notes
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
@2 days ago with 67779 notes

bestlols:

I’ve made a huge mistake

(Source: fortissimo-a-cappella, via woahitsluis)

@3 days ago with 33158 notes

likeawritingdesk:

i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.

(via debdebtheconqueror)

@4 days ago with 144639 notes
weallhavegunsforhands:

ch4in:

nakedhermione:



this is so purfect omg.

This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind.

weallhavegunsforhands:

ch4in:

nakedhermione:

image

this is so purfect omg.

This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind.

(via peterswebmemhi)

@4 days ago with 399924 notes